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Sex club vs. online dating. Ladies and gentlemen of the court we'd like to present our case, number 69. The facts displayed here today prove that the benefits of finding your XXX match on the internet for free weigh out the benefits of paying large sums to join clubs that promise free porn sex and do not deliver. We ask that your honor issue a bench warrant against the defendant for their actions of paying escorts and call girls to fuck when they could've been having sex free with our adult dating site for singles and swingers.

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We move to further strike that spending money on sluts and hoes should be a capital felony punishable with community service in which, the defendant will be forced to clean up the jizz stains on the carpet in the filthy bang bar they like to attend. As per the earlier deposition acquired in the civil case we recommend remand without bail and deny all membership privileges to the sex video club.

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We'd like to put into evidence the adult friend finder and XXX personals which serve as tools to find your match. These have both proven fruitful in the past as the greatest means to getting laid. 

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To surmise, your honor, we whole-heartedly endorse online dating for adult singles and swingers and demand retribution for all the harm caused by sex club hookups. We hope the jury will not be hung on this matter and only be hung in their pants.