Wife Foreplay can seem tedious and like it takes hours to turn her on. And it probably does! Think about it: She's been sitting around with the kids all day and hardly feels sexual in those sweatpants that she refuses to take off because of the 'baby weight' that she's clinging to like it's a life raft. The solution is simple: Head online and find yourself a new lady to bring into the fold that will show her how easy it is to get switched on and be ready for pounding with next to no foreplay.
Not that it's your fault it takes your wife so long to get in the mood, but why not try having another woman go down on her? No matter what, women have a better understanding of their lady parts and are especially equipped to turn each other on and get each other off.
While this sounds too good to be true, the hard part might be convincing the old ball and chain to indulge in this free sex session, even though it's for her benefit (mostly). Simply explain all the powerful orgasms she'll be having once she's taught how to get stimulated quick and easily and she should be shouting 'Game on!'