Category Archives: Sex

The Coolest Condoms You’ve Never Heard Of

Posted by Hill on May 15, 2012 No comments

A while back, we revealed some pretty interesting sex facts and adult dating statistics about condoms that the general population weren’t aware of. (Click Here For More Details!)

Although, even if you read that article, there are still some things about condoms that you may not know about and better yet, there are some condoms that you could be using that will make you stand out to an adult friend you happen to meet on XXXmatch.com.

Read the following list and make yourself stand out in the bedroom with some of these coolest additions to the latex and lambskin world!

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Sex Positions That Will Make Her Think You’re Dirk Diggler

Posted by Hill on April 3, 2012 No comments

So you managed to meet a hot and sexy adult friend on XXXMatch. Everything is going great and you know that by the end of the evening, both of you will be in between the sheets. However, when you’re hung like Nemo and the gal you’re hooking up with is expecting your massive shoe size to be preview of what’s to come, it can be quite daunting. (To say the very least.)

It doesn’t matter if you’re not as “BIG” as you would like to be because sex positions can work wonders when reviving boring sex lives, making women have screaming orgasms and especially when it comes to disguising the size of your penis.

If you want to improve your XXX dating life now, here are three sex positions you should follow if you want her to think you’re “Dirk Diggler”:

Score Higher On Your Exams By Scoring In Your XXX Life

Posted by Hill on March 26, 2012 No comments

Many adult singles right now are busy at home or at the library studying for their asses off for their exams in the next few weeks.

Many other blogs would suggest that it’s best to rid yourself of distractions and to study in groups. However, here at XXXMatch we are encouraging all students to HAVE BEFORE STUDYING.

Why do we suggest this, you may be wondering?

The Dos and Don’ts of St. Patty’s Day Hookups

Posted by Rota on March 14, 2012 No comments

This upcoming Saturday will mark St. Patrick’s Day and the fact that the XXX holiday falls on a weekend means that it will be the easiest day for adult singles to get laid on!

Being a woman who has had my fair share of doing the “Irish jig” in between the sheets with hot and sexy men on St.Patty’s Day, I can definitely provide some useful Dos and Don’ts for the guys when trying to hook up with a hot chick.

So if you are trying to get lucky with a pot of gold coochie, here are some guidelines you should follow!

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Celebrate ‘Steak and BJ’ Day!

Posted by Hill on March 12, 2012 No comments

Valentine’s Day has come and gone and for those poor bastards that had to participate in the adult dating festivities by showering their dates with expensive gifts, then you make sure your adult friend knows about the upcoming holiday this March 14th, 2012 made specifically for men.

According to the Urban Dictionary, “Steak and BJ day” is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine’s Day — a holiday for women. The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order.

Why Facebook Tags Could Hurt Your Sex Life

Posted by Hill on March 7, 2012 No comments

Dear parents, siblings and boring married adult friends:

For the love of all things unholy, please stop tagging your single friends, sons and siblings in unflattering photos on FaceBook.

For sexy single adult men looking to hook up with hot single ladies, FaceBook has now become the new Calling card so to speak. The phrase, “Can I have your number?” has been replaced with “Do you have Facebook?” This means that women are now openly admitting to cyber-stalking a guy’s Facebook Profile and they definitely judge them from their photos–especially the tagged ones.

How To Get Laid On Spring Break

Posted by Hill on March 2, 2012 No comments

March is the most exciting time for young adult singles since it usually marks the time of Spring Break madness!

If you are a Spring Break newb and are wondering how you are going to score some sweet Spring Break XXX action with young and horny hotties, then XXXMatch will help guide you find that sexy girl(s) you will be able to enjoy hot spring break sex with!

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The XXX Politics of Being a Bartender

Posted by Hill on February 29, 2012 No comments

Are you tired of being accused of sexual harrassment from your uptight female co-worker at your office?

Why not become a bartender?

For those who are turning their stuck up noses in the air, shame on you. For those who have worked in the service industry know what the XXX benefits are because bartenders and servers follow their own sets of rules—especially when it comes to sex.

According to a recent poll on an adult dating site, 53 percent of men have made a pass at a server and a bartender while 39 percent of women have done the same.

Think about it for a second. If you work in a professional office and slap your co-worker’s ass, then you would be immediately sent to Human Resources for sexual harassment. However, if you work in a bar and do the same thing, it can simply just mean you are extremely close with them—or that you want to bang them in a booth or behind the bar after your shift.

So the real question is why is there so much S-E-X in the service industry and better yet, why is it so acceptable? Well first off, if you work nights/weekends and are surrounded by an ample amount of booze in extremely close quarters, chances are your future dates will be with fellow co-workers and the bar’s lustful clientele. The only downfall of being a horny bartender is dealing with lots of drama after you “got it in” with someone who frequents your place of work. But hell, it’s the price to pay for being able to score extra tips for flirting with hot chicks, right?

The rules of engagement for mixing business with pleasure can be difficult to navigate if you are in the service industry and for those who want to know the specific XXX politics a bartender or server follow, then read on!

How To Enjoy “Mindless” Sex

Posted by Hill on February 27, 2012 No comments

sex and the brain How To Enjoy Mindless Sex

If you’re reading this adult dating blog right now, then chances are that you definitely know how to enjoy care-free casual sex with single ladies and men in your area with no problem. However, have you ever been too nervous to enjoy getting laid?

It doesn’t matter how smooth of a Casanova you may be, we have all had our bad days where our big heads takes over our “little heads” be it whether from being stressed about work, family drama or insecurity.

Even if you’re used to engaging in kinky XXX activities with someone new, the first time can also be awkward because you are not comfortable with each other’s naked bodies yet.

Needless to say, we at XXXMatch promote having “mindless sex” because thinking always leads to BAD sex. The only things one should be thinking about in the sack are the dirty words you will be whispering into your adult friend’s ears. The more serious thinking you do in bed, will kill any chance of pleasure, arousal and orgasms.

Thankfully, there are some ways you can turn your mind off for a bit in order to enjoy a little brainless sex and you don’t have to be completely inebriated to achieve this either!

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How To Know Your Adult Friend Is A Psycho

Posted by Hill on February 17, 2012 No comments

So you just started hooking up with a sexy adult woman and are wondering if she is going to honor the fact that you’re looking nothing more than fun and meaningless sex . However many men have fallen victim to the psycho Stage Five Clinger.

If you don’t already know, a stage 5 clinger is a term first coined in the film Wedding Crashers and it is a person who gets far too clingy early on in a relationship. According to the Urban Dictionary, the definition of a Stage 5 clinger is ‘a member of the opposite sex that is likely to become overly attached, overly fast.

Getting overly attached to someone is fairly unhealthy, however it is even more unhealthy and even considerably dangerous for the other partner–especially when you had already agreed to sleep with each other on a casual basis.

There are certain red flags that you should consider before pursuing a sexual relationship with somebody that exhibits the following qualities and behaviors.

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