So you’re preparing to have the best sex of your life with the hottest girl you’ve ever seen. You can’t wait to go down and please her. Unfortunately, by the time you get to her nether regions, you realize there is a horrible smell coming from the “va-jay-jay.”
This is the worst kind of situation a guy could come face to face with because there is no easy way to tell your adult friend that she’s “less than fresh” down there. However, there are some sure fire ways to solve this “fishy situation” without hurting her feelings and turning your stomach.
Turn Your Fishy Situation Into A Spitty Situation
Although this may sound appalling, saliva actually masks the scent of certain aromas, especially vagina smell. Lather your saliva in her like you would if you were trying to lube her up. The saliva will make the scent disappear and she will never know.
Use Flavored Lubricants
You may not like the taste of flavored lubricants, but when you’re dealing with a stinky situation, these are your lifesavers and hopefully with the right one, it will actually taste like Lifesavers candy.
Pay Attention To Her Body Language
Every girl knows when she’s not fresh “downstairs.” If she’s really self-conscious and you still haven’t gone down on her first. Kiss her stomach and her inner thighs and watch her squirm. When she looks uncomfortable, ask her if she needs to go to the bathroom. Tell her you need to go too. Most likely, she will take the opportunity to clean up in the bathroom.
Ask Her To Take A Shower With You
Nothing is sexier than getting wet and wild in the shower. When you’re in the shower, ask her to lather you up from head to toe. After that, return the favor and return it….thoroughly.
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