Category Archives: Bar Scene

Improve Your XXX Dating Life On A Bar Patio

Posted by Hill on March 21, 2012 1 comment

The only thing more satisfying than finding an adult friend on XXXMatch to hook up with is finding the perfect bar patio crammed with single hot ladies on a warm spring day.

Summer is coming and believe it or not, bar patios during this time are the best locations to meet interesting, horny and exciting singles of the opposite sex. Bar patios are goldmines for those looking for casual encounters and because of the fact that they are always swarming with beautiful and scantily-clad ladies looking for attention, it’s best not let this opportunity pass you by.

If you are looking for ways on how to improve your XXX Dating life on a bar patio, here are some helpful hints that will hopefully get you laid while you drink and get a tan:

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The Dos and Don’ts of St. Patty’s Day Hookups

Posted by Rota on March 14, 2012 No comments

This upcoming Saturday will mark St. Patrick’s Day and the fact that the XXX holiday falls on a weekend means that it will be the easiest day for adult singles to get laid on!

Being a woman who has had my fair share of doing the “Irish jig” in between the sheets with hot and sexy men on St.Patty’s Day, I can definitely provide some useful Dos and Don’ts for the guys when trying to hook up with a hot chick.

So if you are trying to get lucky with a pot of gold coochie, here are some guidelines you should follow!

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The XXX Politics of Being a Bartender

Posted by Hill on February 29, 2012 No comments

Are you tired of being accused of sexual harrassment from your uptight female co-worker at your office?

Why not become a bartender?

For those who are turning their stuck up noses in the air, shame on you. For those who have worked in the service industry know what the XXX benefits are because bartenders and servers follow their own sets of rules—especially when it comes to sex.

According to a recent poll on an adult dating site, 53 percent of men have made a pass at a server and a bartender while 39 percent of women have done the same.

Think about it for a second. If you work in a professional office and slap your co-worker’s ass, then you would be immediately sent to Human Resources for sexual harassment. However, if you work in a bar and do the same thing, it can simply just mean you are extremely close with them—or that you want to bang them in a booth or behind the bar after your shift.

So the real question is why is there so much S-E-X in the service industry and better yet, why is it so acceptable? Well first off, if you work nights/weekends and are surrounded by an ample amount of booze in extremely close quarters, chances are your future dates will be with fellow co-workers and the bar’s lustful clientele. The only downfall of being a horny bartender is dealing with lots of drama after you “got it in” with someone who frequents your place of work. But hell, it’s the price to pay for being able to score extra tips for flirting with hot chicks, right?

The rules of engagement for mixing business with pleasure can be difficult to navigate if you are in the service industry and for those who want to know the specific XXX politics a bartender or server follow, then read on!

The Right Words To Use When Trying To Score

Posted by Hill on October 18, 2011 No comments

If you are reading this article right now, you are obviously looking for a cheat sheet on how to successfully seduce a sexy adult women with just your words alone. Shame on you! You should know by now there is no cheat sheet when it comes to attracting someone of the opposite sex.

If you think there are some special words that will make a woman instantly open her legs, then you must be watching too many How I Met Your Mother episodes because there are really no magic phrases that will guarantee a casual hookup in your future and spending your time trying to find out what they are will only be a waste of your time.

The truth of the matter is that it doesn’t matter what you say, because it’s all about HOW you say it. As long as you don’t have Tourette’s of the mouth, you should have no problem starting a conversation with a sexy woman. What you really need to pay attention to is your voice, posture, facial expressions and most importantly, body language. These factors really do determine the first impression you are making to a foxy lady who is meeting you for the first time.

If you are confident and your mind is free of self-doubt, you can approach a woman and give her a genuine compliment. If you have a strong voice and if there is purpose behind your words, you will keep her interested. If you refrain from hunching your back and if you respect her personal space when you approach her, you shouldn’t feel scared about the words coming out of your mouth.

A simple ‘hello’ will suffice and your presence will do the rest. A woman knows within five seconds if she is going to sleep you, so it’s best you make those five seconds count. By working on your approach, you will understand that how you present yourself is far more important than the words you say to a woman.

Learn How To Pull a Robbery

Posted by Rota on August 24, 2011 No comments

Besides using popular online dating sites, the easiest way to pick up sexy ladies is by going to a club or happening bar. The only problem is there are far too many other horny men who want sex just as bad as you do. Most times, there will be a girl that catches your eye but she’s already chatting it up with a far less cool guy than you are.

On the other hand, that shouldn’t stop you from approaching her because believe it or not, it is easy to steal a girl from some other guy’s grubby fingers. Here is how you do it:

Pick Your Target Accordingly

Despite the fact that it’s possible to steal a girl from her douchy long-term boyfriend, you run the risk of getting your ass kicked. The perfect girl to perform the “robbery” on is a girl who is talking to a guy she hasn’t kissed or touched yet. If they’re already making out, don’t even bother. (And why would you want to run the risk of getting another guy’s saliva over you anyway?) Cut your losses and move on!

Patience Must Be Your Virtue

In order to pull an effective robbery, you must wait until the “honey badger” gets distracted so you can steal his future goodies. Wait until he goes to the bar to buy himself and your future sexual conquest a drink or when he goes to the bathroom. All you need is a 30 second pause to get in there.

Don’t approach her when she’s already on the dance floor with a guy. She won’t be impressed and you will run the risk of getting in a fight with the guy. He shouldn’t see you coming and when he does, it should only be when you’re already chatting up the girl you stole.

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Approach and Perform Your Magic

When the guy is out of sight, make your move and approach her. Trust your instincts and work your magic. No need to tell you what to do. If you don’t know how to approach a sexy woman, then you have no business trying to steal her from someone who knows how to.

Do Not Provoke The Guy

Once the guy comes back and sees you flirting with the girl he wanted to take home, he will be pretty pissed with you. Trust your peripheral vision and don’t ever make eye contact with him. Don’t give him a shit-eating grin because that will only provoke in to start a fight. When you see him from the corner of your eye, just talk to the girl and point out how the guy keeps staring. She will most likely brush it off because she didn’t connect with him that long. If you play your cards right, her attraction for him will be gone.

Don’t Let Him Pull The Reverse Robbery On You

This guy is not going to down without a fight. To prevent him from making an ass out of you and him, move around the bar and settle somewhere in a corner with your girl. If he comes to your secluded area, it will look like he is stalking her which will turn her off him completely.

Remember you can only pull off a robbery if you have more swagger and confidence than the other guy. If this guy looks like Paul Walker, then back down.

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Good Luck!