According to the Mayan Calendar, Doomsday is supposed to happen on the day of Winter Solstice, which is December 21st, 2012.
Now although this is depressing news for those who believe that end of the world is near, the few of us that know that the Mayans didn’t account for leap years in their end of the world predictions can definitely benefit their XXX dating lives this year.
When people think about the end of the world, guaranteed there is one major thought in their heads and that thought involves sweaty, mind-blowing apocalyptic sex.
When you’re trying to seduce your next adult friend, make sure you convince them to try these sizzling XXX positions because you never know what the end of the year will bring:
Spring Fever is here, which means summer is just around the corner and if you want to pick up a sexy dog walker or pick up a single adult friend at a rooftop patio, you have to make sure you’re in shape!
Today, our resident XXX dating expert and vlogger, Erika Jordan has provided XXXMatch readers the perfect sexy abs workout that will guarantee you the body you have been striving to have!
Forget about spending loads of cash on Shaun T’s intense Insanity video series! Let XXXMatch teach you how to get the body you want for free!
To watch our latest XXXMatch Video after the jump and also make sure to forward all your sex inquiries to Erika at firstname.lastname@example.org!
If you live in any major city, spotting a hipster chick is as easy as seeing posters for The Hunger Games. We are always taught to avoid these affected adults by all costs, however there are always those few hipster gals that always seem to win us over at one point. If you are thinking about dating or having sex with a bohemian snob, then here are a few things you need to know:
Dear parents, siblings and boring married adult friends:
For the love of all things unholy, please stop tagging your single friends, sons and siblings in unflattering photos on FaceBook.
For sexy single adult men looking to hook up with hot single ladies, FaceBook has now become the new Calling card so to speak. The phrase, “Can I have your number?” has been replaced with “Do you have Facebook?” This means that women are now openly admitting to cyber-stalking a guy’s Facebook Profile and they definitely judge them from their photos–especially the tagged ones.
A few months ago, we at XXXmatch provided an instructional sex guide on how to effective please your male adult friend with the tantric Lingam massage and today we are going to help expand your knowledge of Tantra by helping you give the ladies what they crave for and that is: THE YONI MASSAGE.
For those inexperienced readers out there, Yoni is the Sanskrit word for vagina. It translates in English to “sacred temple.” (We couldn’t have said it better ourselves!) Just like the Lingam massage, the Yoni Massage is the XXX ritual of honoring and healing this part of the body.
If you thought making a woman orgasm was great, wait until you perform the Yoni on them. This massage is so intense that a woman is guaranteed to release her “feminine waters” all over you and your bed.
If you want to achieve this God given XXX power, read on for more details!
March is the most exciting time for young adult singles since it usually marks the time of Spring Break madness!
If you are a Spring Break newb and are wondering how you are going to score some sweet Spring Break XXX action with young and horny hotties, then XXXMatch will help guide you find that sexy girl(s) you will be able to enjoy hot spring break sex with!
If you’re reading this adult dating blog right now, then chances are that you definitely know how to enjoy care-free casual sex with single ladies and men in your area with no problem. However, have you ever been too nervous to enjoy getting laid?
It doesn’t matter how smooth of a Casanova you may be, we have all had our bad days where our big heads takes over our “little heads” be it whether from being stressed about work, family drama or insecurity.
Even if you’re used to engaging in kinky XXX activities with someone new, the first time can also be awkward because you are not comfortable with each other’s naked bodies yet.
Needless to say, we at XXXMatch promote having “mindless sex” because thinking always leads to BAD sex. The only things one should be thinking about in the sack are the dirty words you will be whispering into your adult friend’s ears. The more serious thinking you do in bed, will kill any chance of pleasure, arousal and orgasms.
Thankfully, there are some ways you can turn your mind off for a bit in order to enjoy a little brainless sex and you don’t have to be completely inebriated to achieve this either!
One of the things that attracts an adult woman to a man is his cooking skills. A man who loves to cook is a man who won’t have to work hard (out of the kitchen that is) to get some much needed XXX action. This is why it is an XXXmatch essential for both women and men (but most importantly men) to know how to cook an orgasm-inducing meal.
I personally know I have met my match in a lady if I can cook her a pasta dish that makes her stomach sing. Trust me, there are no limits to what a horny gal might do in the bedroom if your skills are superior in the kitchen.
And if you really want to make things hot in the kitchen you can use ingredients that will contribute to the oomph in your sex life. If you use these four spices correctly, then you won’t have to worry about making dessert.