The Five Don’ts of A Dating Slump

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We’ve all been there. We’ve all been in a point in our adult dating lives where we just don’t have any luck finding a like-minded single to woo and have sex with.  The worst part of a dating slump is realizing how comfortable it can be to stay in the celibate plateau.

Just like dating, there is are rules to actually not getting any as well.  If you are in a dating slump, here are some cardinal sins you shouldn’t commit if you want this period of your life to be temporary.

Don’t Try To Eat Your Depression Away

I know it may sound tempting to give into all the fatty goodness around you when there is nobody to seduce around you, but please refrain from doing so.  The more pounds you gain, the harder it is for you to get out of your slump.

Don’t Recycle Your Exes

When you haven’t got any for weeks and many months on end, it is likely you will be tempted to call your exes for a little rendez-vous in between the sheets.  Although hooking up with an ex is easy enough because there is no pressure to impress the familiar, it’s also difficult to get them out of your lives as well….especially when there was a good reason why they are your ex lovers in the first place.

Don’t Lose Your Self-Esteem

Don’t think that just because you haven’t found someone to date in a while, it instantly means you’re repugnant to the opposite sex.  Remember this is just a phase. You are still you and have plenty of love and lust to offer.

Don’t Ever Think About The Past

Don’t think about past relationships if you know what is good for you.  It will only make you even more depressed than you already are and you will tempted to drunk dial your now happy ex who has moved on with another. Don’t be that guy.

Once you have tackled these guidelines, then you will be free of any obstacles! If you’re really feeling lonely, come visit XXXmatch.com and you will feel happy again in no time!

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