So you just started hooking up with a sexy adult woman and are wondering if she is going to honor the fact that you’re looking nothing more than fun and meaningless sex . However many men have fallen victim to the psycho Stage Five Clinger.
If you don’t already know, a stage 5 clinger is a term first coined in the film Wedding Crashers and it is a person who gets far too clingy early on in a relationship. According to the Urban Dictionary, the definition of a Stage 5 clinger is ‘a member of the opposite sex that is likely to become overly attached, overly fast.
Getting overly attached to someone is fairly unhealthy, however it is even more unhealthy and even considerably dangerous for the other partner–especially when you had already agreed to sleep with each other on a casual basis.
There are certain red flags that you should consider before pursuing a sexual relationship with somebody that exhibits the following qualities and behaviors.
Your Sex Buddy Gets Green With Envy
You just started sleeping with a sexy gal and you’re out for a night on the town with her and your friends–Jersey Shore style. You go to the bar and somebody asks you for a light. If your sex buddy starts freaking out, throwing a drink in your face and preparing to fight over you, then you have a “Stage 5 clinger” on your hands.
The ‘XXX’ Texts Quickly Turn Into ‘XOXO’ Sentiments
A stage 5 clinger will start messaging your sexy XXX texts at the beginning. You won’t feel alarmed until you start getting texts every 10 minutes. They’ll have a lot of LOLs and MISS U XOXO in every message. They’ll tell how much they’re thinking about you every hour on the hour. They constantly want to know what you’re doing and if you’re thinking of them…even if you’re sitting on the john. If you can put your phone on vibrate and could use it as a sextoy because of all the texts you receiving from her, then you have a clinger!
They Use Google To Screw Up Your Adult Dating Life
A psycho has a tendency to do their research on you and Google is their best friend. They start googling your name and finding any piece of information they can get on you and your adult dating life. Suddenly they start talking about interests of yours that they have immediately adopted for their own and questioning who is with you in a picture on Facebook and what your relationship to that person is. Cue the “Psycho” score!
Your Adult Friend Turns Into An Insane Nympho
I know what you are thinking: What could possibly be wrong with having an adult friend who is always ready to go? Well, when they start hounding you for more sex right after you’ve climaxed and use sex as a way of keeping you in their beds so you can stay longer, then you are in major trouble.
If you have no intention on making your casual encounters into something serious , then get out now! Otherwise, prepare for a world of misery.
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