Remember that episode of FRIENDS when Monica tried relentlessly to have sex with Chandler while she was sick with the flu?  What made that episode so insane is that no horny guy is going to turn down sex from their adult friends when they’re sick.  (Aunt Flo is the only deterrent.)

However, most adult women do not even like to fathom having sex when they’re sick.  Since most of them are so gung ho on only having sex when they look and feel good, it could be quite annoying when the only hot thing from you they want inside them is a hot cup of Neo Citran.

So how do you convince her to partake in some hot and stuffy XXX action with during the common flu season? Here are three tips you can provide her with that might make her change her mind.

Sex Enhances Your Immune System

Tell her that by exchanging bacteria back and forth, you are actually boosting your body’s natural defenses and enhancing your immune system.  Also, sex has shown to increase immunoglobulin A (IgA) production, which is an immune-boosting protein that keeps pathogens from getting into your system.  It doesn’t matter if you don’t what half of these big words mean.  If you say them convincingly, she might feel inclined to believe you.

Your After Sex Tissues Will Benefit You Both!

Sweaty XXX Fun Is A Fever Killer

Adult dating studies show that, similar to drinking gallons of water when you’re sick, sweating can detox a cold right out of your system. Ask her what is better : sweating in damp clothes while trying to sleep in bed or sweating with no clothes and a big smile on your face? If she doesn’t go for that, then tell her you’ll do all the “work.”

Sex Will Help Your Sexy And Sick Adult Friend Sleep

This is a no-brainer, but by having sex when she’s sick, she will immediately fall asleep afterwards due to her low energy.  It’s perfect.  Not only do you both get pleasure, you also receive no grief for falling asleep afterwards too!