Monthly Archives: February 2012

The XXX Politics of Being a Bartender

Posted by Hill on February 29, 2012 No comments

Are you tired of being accused of sexual harrassment from your uptight female co-worker at your office?

Why not become a bartender?

For those who are turning their stuck up noses in the air, shame on you. For those who have worked in the service industry know what the XXX benefits are because bartenders and servers follow their own sets of rules—especially when it comes to sex.

According to a recent poll on an adult dating site, 53 percent of men have made a pass at a server and a bartender while 39 percent of women have done the same.

Think about it for a second. If you work in a professional office and slap your co-worker’s ass, then you would be immediately sent to Human Resources for sexual harassment. However, if you work in a bar and do the same thing, it can simply just mean you are extremely close with them—or that you want to bang them in a booth or behind the bar after your shift.

So the real question is why is there so much S-E-X in the service industry and better yet, why is it so acceptable? Well first off, if you work nights/weekends and are surrounded by an ample amount of booze in extremely close quarters, chances are your future dates will be with fellow co-workers and the bar’s lustful clientele. The only downfall of being a horny bartender is dealing with lots of drama after you “got it in” with someone who frequents your place of work. But hell, it’s the price to pay for being able to score extra tips for flirting with hot chicks, right?

The rules of engagement for mixing business with pleasure can be difficult to navigate if you are in the service industry and for those who want to know the specific XXX politics a bartender or server follow, then read on!

How To Enjoy “Mindless” Sex

Posted by Hill on February 27, 2012 No comments

sex and the brain How To Enjoy Mindless Sex

If you’re reading this adult dating blog right now, then chances are that you definitely know how to enjoy care-free casual sex with single ladies and men in your area with no problem. However, have you ever been too nervous to enjoy getting laid?

It doesn’t matter how smooth of a Casanova you may be, we have all had our bad days where our big heads takes over our “little heads” be it whether from being stressed about work, family drama or insecurity.

Even if you’re used to engaging in kinky XXX activities with someone new, the first time can also be awkward because you are not comfortable with each other’s naked bodies yet.

Needless to say, we at XXXMatch promote having “mindless sex” because thinking always leads to BAD sex. The only things one should be thinking about in the sack are the dirty words you will be whispering into your adult friend’s ears. The more serious thinking you do in bed, will kill any chance of pleasure, arousal and orgasms.

Thankfully, there are some ways you can turn your mind off for a bit in order to enjoy a little brainless sex and you don’t have to be completely inebriated to achieve this either!

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How To “Spice” Up Your Sex Life

Posted by Hill on February 23, 2012 1 comment

How To “Spice” Up Your Sex Life

One of the things that attracts an adult woman to a man is his cooking skills. A man who loves to cook is a man who won’t have to work hard (out of the kitchen that is) to get some much needed XXX action. This is why it is an XXXmatch essential for both women and men (but most importantly men) to know how to cook an orgasm-inducing meal.

I personally know I have met my match in a lady if I can cook her a pasta dish that makes her stomach sing. Trust me, there are no limits to what a horny gal might do in the bedroom if your skills are superior in the kitchen.

And if you really want to make things hot in the kitchen you can use ingredients that will contribute to the oomph in your sex life. If you use these four spices correctly, then you won’t have to worry about making dessert.

Things You Didn’t Know About Condoms

Posted by Hill on February 21, 2012 No comments

Unless you have been living in a cave for your whole life, every adult knows everything they should know about the use of condoms. Condoms help prevent pregnancy and the exchange of STIs while having sex. They also help with the pleasure as many are ribbed and they are also known as huge inconveniences to men everywhere.

However, that doesn’t mean you know EVERYTHING about condoms. At XXXmatch, we have done our research and today we are going to provide you some interesting adult dating facts about condoms you can share with your adult friend tonight. Who knows? Maybe you will actually show some appreciation to the latex buzzkill.

How To Know Your Adult Friend Is A Psycho

Posted by Hill on February 17, 2012 No comments

So you just started hooking up with a sexy adult woman and are wondering if she is going to honor the fact that you’re looking nothing more than fun and meaningless sex . However many men have fallen victim to the psycho Stage Five Clinger.

If you don’t already know, a stage 5 clinger is a term first coined in the film Wedding Crashers and it is a person who gets far too clingy early on in a relationship. According to the Urban Dictionary, the definition of a Stage 5 clinger is ‘a member of the opposite sex that is likely to become overly attached, overly fast.

Getting overly attached to someone is fairly unhealthy, however it is even more unhealthy and even considerably dangerous for the other partner–especially when you had already agreed to sleep with each other on a casual basis.

There are certain red flags that you should consider before pursuing a sexual relationship with somebody that exhibits the following qualities and behaviors.

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Cure Her Common Cold With Sex Today

Posted by Hill on February 15, 2012 1 comment

Remember that episode of FRIENDS when Monica tried relentlessly to have sex with Chandler while she was sick with the flu? What made that episode so insane is that no horny guy is going to turn down sex from their adult friends when they’re sick. (Aunt Flo is the only deterrent.)

However, most adult women do not even like to fathom having sex when they’re sick. Since most of them are so gung ho on only having sex when they look and feel good, it could be quite annoying when the only hot thing from you they want inside them is a hot cup of Neo Citran.

So how do you convince her to partake in some hot and stuffy XXX action with during the common flu season? Here are three tips you can provide her with that might make her change her mind.

Get Laid On Valentine’s Day Without Spending A Dime

Posted by Hill on February 13, 2012 No comments

Get Laid On Valentine’s Day Without Spending A Dime!!

Unlike women, Valentine’s day for single men is a day to rejoice! No expectations. No lavish bills and no time wasted watching awful romantic tearjerkers.

The difference between single men and men in relationships is that single men do not have to spend a dime if they want to get laid on Valentine’s Day.

In fact, if you’re a single adult man, finding a sexy female adult friend to bang is very easy on Valentine’s Day and if you’re looking for ways on how to make that happen, read our following XXX guidelines:

The Pros And Woes of Dating A Stripper

Posted by Hill on February 8, 2012 4 comments

If you are a sexually active adult man, then you understand how it is to be in love with a stripper at least one point in your adult dating life.

Although relationships with strippers are generally frowned upon, it doesn’t mean these relationships can’t work. It’s extremely unfair to say that one can’t have a successful adult friend relationship with a stripper.

First off, not all strippers are alike, however, there sure are relationship problems which are specific to working in the industry and dating someone in the industry. You need to figure out how to tell if the two of you will be compatible.

Outperform Her Vibrator

Posted by Hill on February 2, 2012 No comments

There comes a time in everyone’s adult dating life when their sex lives are tested to the max. It’s big, pink and most likely battery-operated. If you guessed a woman’s vibrator then you are right!

When your female adult friend uses the Ferrari of all vibrators, it’s hard to compete with it. She climaxes in literally 30 seconds and discovers that what she thought was an orgasm for her entire sex life really wasn’t–making even the most confident of guys feel insignificant in the sack.

Seriously, how can you compete? Now most vibrators are heat-sensored and most can plug into the wall–meaning it will NEVER tire out. NEVER.

Don’t be discouraged that the only way you can compete with the dreaded vibrator’s speed is by having a seizure or being electrocuted. There are ways around it. If you’re tired of being the fluffer for your casual sex partner, here are some helpful tips to help guide to beat the Jack Rabbit’s xxx skills.