Whether you are casually hooking up with a sexy adult friend you met on XXXmatch or you’re enjoying having fun with a loyal FWB, you may always have the thought of breaking down boundaries in the bedroom from time to time.
Sure, you may have sex in almost every possible position and are skilled in the art of Tantra, yet every time you mention having anal sex, she is immediately repulsed.
If you think making her watch anal porn while she’s drunk is going to help your plight, then you will be surely disappointed.
Although, if you’re really interested and devoted to the idea of riding her “Hershey Highway,” then you must follow these three sure-fire guidelines and hopefully you will have the anal fun you have always wanted to have.
1. Talk Dirty to her During Sex
When it comes to initiating anal sex, there is no polite way of bringing it up. Asking a woman, “Can I put it up your pooper, please?” will only be detrimental to you. You must use all terms stored in your mental dirty dictionary while you’re giving it to her good. When she’s fully aroused, ask her if you can f*ck her in the ass. Don’t demand for it unless you want to come off like a rapist in an early Wes Craven film. Ask for it.
2. Give Her a Lady Boner When it‘s That Time of the Month
Relax! We’re suggesting you create a CSI-worthy crime scene on your king-sized bed, but when you seduce a woman on her period, she is far more “open” to suggestion. Turn her on by kissing her seductively and lick her from her neck to her torso. By this point, she will be very aroused but she will most likely still avoid wanting to have sex the good old fashioned way. That is when you casually bring up the notion of having anal sex. If you have her turned on beyond oblivion, she may agree to let you enter through her back door, so to speak.
3. Take Poppers!
Before you start thinking breaded cream cheese appetizers are forms of aphrodisiacs, the “Poppers” we’re talking about are brown solvents you sniff out of small bottles and these can be purchased at any major health or drug store. Sniffing poppers is not unhealthy and it boosts a woman’s blood pressure while also relaxing the anus for easy entry.