We are all guilty of drunk-dialing or drunk texting sexy adult singles we want to hook up with.  Most adult dating sites would point out how drunk dialing only hinders your sex life and here at XXXMatch, we couldn’t disagree more.

Drunk dialing DOES work, however there are certain things you should avoid do when you make your intoxicated phone call if you want to hook up immediately.

So if you can’t avoid drunk dialing, here are some cardinal rules you should know:

1. Never Leave Any Messages That Make You Seem Vain

If you decide to drunk dial someone and brag about your looks, the only person you will be getting lucky with is the person you gaze at in the mirror.  Always try to sound coy (even if you both know WHY you were calling. ) Don’t write: “I’m sexy. You’re sexy.  Why are we not hooking up right now? “  Unless of course you like impossible challenges in your sex life.

2. Never Send Creepy Texts or Leave Random Voicemails

When you’re drunk, it’s too easy to say or write the wrong things.  Don’t write jaded and mean texts to your ex and ask to hook up. Don’t leave creepy voicemails saying how you’re in front of their house or apartment.  If you have a good friend, (who won’t make fun of you this next morning) have them proof check your text before you press send.

3. Never Drunk Dial The Same Person Multiple Weekends In A Row

Drunken booty calls should always be spaced out.  If you drunk dial the same person two or more weekends in a row, then you run the risk of looking desperate and like someone who has a drinking problem.

4. Never Slur Your Words or Write Incoherent Texts

The biggest turn off about drunk-dialing is appearing insanely sloshed to your potential booty call.  If you sound too drunk then they will think you are too drunk to perform.

5. Never Leave A Rambling Voicemail

If you are going to leave a voicemail, don’t ramble or say anything that will make you seem psycho or you will run the risk of having your voicemail go viral.  It happens all the time.

6. Don’t Send Blank Texts or Act Like You Pocket Dialed Them

Unless you are a teenager, you should know better than to “pretend” you didn’t text or call your xxx prospect for a booty call.  Grow up and realize that what you’re doing is extremely obvious and it is a huge turn-off.

7. Never Drunk Dial Someone In A Committed Relationship

 We don’t frown upon extra-martial encounters with our members at XXXmatch, however other people may not condone that sort of behavior.  Don’t drunk dial exes in committed relationships or people you know for a fact are in loving relationship unless you want drama the next day.

8. Never Call After Two In The Morning

Have you ever heard the phrase, “Nothing ever good happens after 2AM?” If you haven’t, this is a key phrase to be reminded of if you decide to drunk dial someone around this time.  After two in the morning, people are either having fun with someone else or dead asleep.  If you’re up at this time, cut your losses and go to sleep.

Remember these key drunk-dialing No-Nos and you will never be regretting your drunken texts and calls again—unless of course the person you are trying to hook up with is a troll.