Monthly Archives: November 2011

Try The Lingam Massage With An Adult Friend Tonight

Posted by Hill on November 30, 2011 No comments

The Lingam Massage Will Intensify Your Adult Dating And Sex Life Guaranteed

Is your sex life dwindling? Are you feeling bored and uninspired in regards to your adult dating relationships? Why not go “tantra” and test out the Lingam Massage to make your hook ups phenomenal? For the uninitiated, A Lingam massage is a sensual massage of the male’s genital area using a variety of strokes, grips and pulls. The point of the Lingam Massage is to honor and pleasure the man and he will have the ability to take his orgasm within–making it far more intense then regular intercourse. During the Lingam Massage, you will have to be comfortable and be in a comfortable surrounding to truly experience the intensity the Lingam massage can bring. Experience the mind-blowing pleasure tonight and we will show you how.

How To Hide Post Orgasmic Disgust

Posted by Hill on November 28, 2011 No comments

Hide Your Post Orgasmic Disgust From An Adult Friend Tonight

Have you ever met an adult friend for sex online and have suffered from P.O.D. after the deed is done? Trust me…you are not alone. For the uninitiated, P.O.D. stands for Post Orgasmic Disgust. Having post-coital remorse is typically common when shacking up with a single adult. Whether your high alcohol intake, your judgment or your hook up’s hygienically-deficient body odors are to blame, PODing is something many men suffer from when picking dates on adult dating websites. So here are a few tips on how to avoid letting her know that she was the worst lay of your life:

1. Cuddle with her for a maximum of five minutes. Any less, she will feel worthless. Any more, and you will be leading her on. Let her rest her head on your shoulder, so you can avoid eye contact.

2. Lie through your teeth. After sex, women tend to need constant reassurment that they are sexy. (Even when they’re not.) If she asks, “Was it good for you too?” Say yes. If she then asks, “Will you call me tomorrow?” Say yes. Don’t let her catch on. Let her feel like a real woman even for just a few more hours.

3. Make sure she’s pleasured. Unfortunately, sometimes you just have to take one for the team. If she’s aching for more, then give her more. If you can’t perform, then please her in other ways. The sooner she’s happy, the sooner you can leave.

4. Take a Shower! It won’t help erase the emotional scars from the night, but at least you won’t smell like the ultimate walk of shamer when you get home.

You may feel like a jerk after taking our advice, but it saves you from having to hurt a total stranger’s feelings. Sometimes a man’s libido can get him into some sticky situations, but as long as you can live and learn from them, you should be okay.

Have a Sexy Thanksgiving Holiday

Posted by Hill on November 23, 2011 1 comment

Give Thanks To Your Adult Dating Life This Thanksgiving Weekend

We know that a lot of you adult singles out there don’t consider Thanksgiving to be one of the sexiest holidays and to be quite honest, you have every right to think that.

Having to see annoying family relatives, hours of football and your bloated turkey gut will not do anything for your libido.

However, don’t let the tyrptophan get the best of you this season, because after all, Thanksgiving is all about giving thanks, so why not show your gratitude in the bedroom instead of the kitchen?

Show Your Adult Friend How Thankful You Are

Chances are you’re quite thankful for the same things every year–your family, friends, health and XXXmatch membership. However this year, why not show your thanks to that sexy adult friend instead? Invite them over to your family dinner and although the thought of sneaking off for some loving with your family under the same roof may not sound appealing, they will probably be too full off turkey and too preoccupied with football to notice that you are gone–giving you plenty of time for a hot and thankful quickie.

Add Some Pumpkin Pie Spice To Your Sex Dating Habits

You would be pleasantly surprised as to how many traditional Thanksgiving foods actually increase your libido. Pumpkin pie for example is an aphrodisiac to men everywhere. Take out the pumpkin pie and whipped cream and see how you enjoy fusing sex into your sex dating life.

How To Find Your Ultimate XXX Match

Posted by Hill on November 22, 2011 2 comments

People say that one out of every five adult dating relationships are started from online dating sites. However, if you’re looking for a no-strings attached hookup, then the odds are even higher especially when you use XXXmatch as your adult friend finder.

Many other popular online dating services frown upon XXXmatch’s dating site simply because we go out of our way to prove that human beings do not have to condone to a monogamous lifestyle. We prove that variety is the spice of life and because of that, we are falsely scrutinized and accused of scamming clients, which is ludicrous if you look at the rising numbers of memberships and the positive testimonials on our site.

So if you’re an eager single who is constantly ready for some xxx action, then you need to prepare yourself to be more open to the casual sex scene in order to attract your ultimate XXX match.

Here are the three things you should before pursuing a potential XXX Match.

1. Know The Difference Between Passion And Romance

First and foremost, you need to be clear of what you are seeking in terms of your private dating life. Are you seeking passion? Or are you seeking romance? If you’re looking for your soulmate, that’s fine and dandy if you’re looking in the right places. Seeking a soulmate at a XXX hookup site is generally not best when you’re looking for love instead of lust.

Don’t Be Scared To ‘Turkey Dump’ Someone

Posted by Hill on November 21, 2011 No comments

Although Thanksgiving is generally the time families are preparing their annual feasts, it is also a time where young adult couples prepare for The “Turkey Dump.”

Now according to the Urban Dictionary, the “Turkey Dump” is a term used when a student returning from College breaks up with their significant other on Thanksgiving break.

If you are one of those dreaded people preparing to turkey dump your significant other, don’t feel too bad. The Turkey dump may sound vindictive, but your college and University years are supposed to be the best hookup times of your life. It’s a time of significant change and you’re supposed to be meeting new people and experiencing things you will only be able to have fond memories later in life.

Don’t Let Winter Cramp Your Adult Dating Life

Posted by Hill on November 18, 2011 No comments

It’s November. The leaves are turning colors and the nights are getting colder and less livelier and it’s only going to get worse from here.

Most adult singles conform by finding a significant other to hibernate with because the very thought of finding sexy singles to casually hook up with is not a priority for those trying to stay warm. However, you don’t have to let the cold winter season affect your sizzling hot adult dating life.

There are plenty of ways of having a seasonal hook up without breaking hearts by Spring Time and if you are interested in knowing how to do so, read on!

Make Your Intentions Clear

If you’re looking for a “no strings attached” relationship to help you get through the winter, make your intentions known to your target. Don’t string them a long and make them think you are falling in love with them. Hooking up with a specific person during the Winter should be a beneficial arrangement for both parties. If not, then somebody is going to get hurt.

Set Social Boundaries Regarding Your Personal Lives

Continuous hookups work best when they are spontaneous and unplanned. The more you plan your xxx hook ups, the more likely it will be for one of you to grow attached or used to the routine which is something you should avoid. Also, since it’s near the holidays, it may be tempting to invite your hook ups to Christmas parties and New Year’s Eve functions. Avoid pulling them into your personal and professional lives and you will be able to avoid the drama that comes from that.

How To Hook Up With a Twihard

Posted by Hill on November 16, 2011 No comments

If you’re a heterosexual adult male, you are probably dreading this week because the streets are full of Twihards. Every where you turn is a gal crying “Team Edward” or “Team Jacob” and it’s enough to make any guy want to run and hide.

However, doing that would be a huge disservice to you because this year the Twihards are HORNY. This Friday, Twilight: Breaking Dawn premieres in theatres and the main reason why all these young girls and Milfs are lining up to see it is because they get to see the long awaited sex scene between Edward and Bella.

Now that you know that these Twihards are DTF, it will be that much easier to hook up with these vamp-loving single ladies waiting in line to see the movie.

If you want to hook up with a Twihard, here are some essential things you need to do.

1.Perfect Your “Edward” Stare

First thing’s first, you need to perfect your “Edward” glare. The Edward glare is very similar to the “eye rape” stare. Spot your Twihard target and glare at her. Your glare should say “You look good enough to eat” without looking like a cannibal. Practice this smoldering eye technique in your mirror first.

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The Dos And Don’ts of Manscaping

Posted by Hill on November 15, 2011 No comments

Years ago, one of the many advantages of being a man was that you never had to worry about shaving your body hair when it came to your adult dating life.

Unfortunately, times have changed and since we live in a metrosexual-friendly society, men are expected to “man-scape” just as often as women are expected to shave and wax.

This manscaping trend is alarming to some because many adult men have no idea how to groom unwanted body hair and it’s imperative to do so, because there is a very thin line between hideous and sexy and your lady loves will be the first one to let you know.

So if you don’t want to your unruly and sporadic hairs to ruin your chances of hooking up with hot single ladies, follow XXXmatch’s guide to manscaping dos and don’ts.

Don’t Shave Your Armpits

Unless you’re a synchronized swimmer, no man has any business shaving their arm pits. Women accept that you have hairy armpits, just like you accept the dark forearm hair on them they refuse to see. However, that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t manage your hair there. If your armpits have tufts of hair poking out when your arms are down, then that’s when bring out the trimmers.

Do Groom Your Chest Hair

Some women like hair on the chest and other women don’t. However, I can tell you that most women don’t want the hairy Fabio chests anymore. So if you have a hairy chest, just trim it occasionally. If you’re going to go hairless, WAX it. Don’t shave it. The last place you want to be prickly is on your chest. We can tolerate the sandpaper” feel when it comes to women, but ladies are not as forgiving.

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Sleep With Your Girlfriend’s Roommate Tonight

Posted by Hill on November 14, 2011 No comments

In every young man’s life, there will come a time where they will flirt with the idea of having sex with their girlfriend’s roommate. Don’t be ashamed. It happens to the best of us and I’m here to tell you that it is possible to make your roommate-loving fantasies come true.

Now before you think about pursuing your gal’s roommate, it should be noted that you shouldn’t try this if you have in fact been in a long term relationship with your girlfriend. You should only pursue an adult dating fling with the roommate if you know your current relationship is not going to go anywhere and hey, hooking with the roommate is a great way out if you’re looking for one.

1. Make Sure Your Girlfriend’s Roommate Is A Snob

If you want to hook up with your gal’s roommate, you have to first make sure she is the kind of girl that doesn’t get along with your girlfriend. She has the be the kind of person that is jealous and who seeks dating her friend’s boyfriends. If your girlfriend and her roommate do in fact get along, the easiest way to change that is to get one of your buddies to tell the roommate something awful your girlfriend said about her. This will get the ball rolling and it won’t be traced back to you.

2. Drop By “Unexpectedly”

When your girlfriend is out, drop by her place. When the roommate invites you, just tell her that you will wait until she comes back. During that time, start nonchalantly bringing up how your girlfriend is starting to get on your nerves and that she talks behind your back. By this point, you will have something in common to bitch about and you will get closer to the roommate because of it.

How To Hook Up With Your Ex Without Drama

Posted by Hill on November 11, 2011 No comments

When you’re a guy, no matter if you have dumped a gal or you’re seeing someone else, you still think about having sex with your ex occasionally. It’s just human nature.

Unfortunately, most times when you trying hooking up with your ex, it can lead to unneeded drama afterward. Feelings get hurt, confusion sets in and then emotional blackmail comes into play.

So how do you enjoy the familiar xxx goodness with a past love without dealing with the familiar relationship problems that caused you two to break up in the first place?

There are certain rules one must abide by to successfully hook up with their ex-girlfriends and if you follow our list, you will be able to have your cake and eat it too.

1. Refrain From Calling Her

If you want to hook up with your ex, let her contact you first. The only reason why you should call her first is if you want to get back together and if you don’t want that, you don’t need to be sending her mixed messages. Let her make the first move and if you can’t wait, “run” into her somewhere you know she frequents.

2. Wait A While Before Considering Hooking Up

After a breakup, you generally should give your ex enough time to heal before even considering jumping in the sack with her. If you had a mutual breakup, then wait a couple of months. However, if you left her broken-hearted a few days before Christmas to be with someone hotter and younger, then you might want to wait a lot longer. Generally, an ex-girlfriend who still is attracted to you will usually call or text you 2 to 3 months after a breakup to “go out for a drink.”