It’s late, you’ve had a few drinks and you’re looking for an adult friend to have a casual sexual encounter with. You would think that making a booty call is as easy as pie. Think again. There is more to booty-calling than you know. There are certain rules and etiquette one must follow to successfully have a great booty call. One wrong move could deviate from your original xxx plans and it can cause you some much unneeded problems in out of the sack.
Here are a few rules you must abide by in order to achieve the perfect booty call:
Rule # 1: Always Wrap It Up!
If you are willing to have sex with someone you barely know, then you must be protected at all times. There are too many things to worry about when it comes to having unprotected sex. STIs and STDs are huge factors. However, do you really want to risk your booty call being the mother of your child because you didn’t “wrap it up?” I didn’t think so.
Caution: If the thought of your booty call being the mother of your child actually brings a smile to your face, then stop reading this list all together.
Rule #2: Night Time Only Calls
Treat your booty call like she is a vampire. You should never see them in the sunlight. Booty calls should always take place after “the witching hour.”
Caution: Any time you book a booty call session in the day, you run the risk of having to talk and to go out for lunch or dinner with them. Communication usually leads to emotions. There are no emotions allowed for great booty calls.
Rule # 3: Never Go To A Function With Your Booty Call
Booty calls should be completely spontaneous and random. You should never go to any function with your booty call by your side. After “the witching hour,” you should meet them at the social function or gathering they are attending if you must see them in public. The ideal solution for this is to avoid the function all together and call or text them on your drunken cab ride home.
Caution: If you arrive anywhere with your booty call, everybody you know will think you are a couple. This means you will deter other better hotties from approaching you as well. Never depend on your booty call for anything or you might be forced into a relationship.
This is how you meet your booty call!
Rule # 4: Be a Flake
Don’t respect your booty call’s time. Only boyfriends are punctual and reliable. Always arrive 30 minutes later than you intended. Constantly change your plans and go M.I.A for a week after your booty call session.
Caution: Women are attracted to elusive men and will most likely come back begging for more if you treat them poorly. Nice guys finish last after all. Your booty call is never your first priority and you should never change your plans to accommodate their wishes. They are not your girlfriends and you should never treat them as such. Don’t spend money on them. Don’t help them move and never meet their family members.
Rule # 5: Stay Away From Stage Five Clingers
The reason why so many booty calls go so badly is because there are a lot of women that think sex suddenly equates to being in a relationship. These type of women text you in the middle of the day with “lovey dovey” phrases and they usually want to cuddle afterwards.
Caution: Never let a booty call buy you gifts, do your laundry or cook for you. She is trying to trick you into caring for her. Get out before she gets too hurt.
Rule # 6: Romance is NOT Allowed
Your booty call should not be anything more than a 7.5 out of 10. Anything more and you run the risk of falling for her. You should never get dressed up for them too. All you should be concerned with is your personal hygiene level and nothing more. Stay away from love songs playing in the background. Stick to rock or hip hop when you are between the sheets.
Caution: If your booty call sleeps over, then you also run the risk of falling into a relationship purgatory. If she says she wants to make love with you, then run!
Rule # 7: Absolutely NO STRINGS ATTACHED!
The second you start developing feelings or your booty call develops feelings for you, then you must move on to another booty call venture.
Caution: To prevent this from happening, avoid texting, pet names, pillow talk or talks about where your relationship is going.
Happy Booty-Calling And Good Luck!
I see you went into some dtaeiled explanations in the comments, but the concise list in the post highlights the points very well. I agree with most of them and women should keep this in mind (especially when they’re wrapped up in the euphoria of a new man). This list should be going viral.