
Hide Your Post Orgasmic Disgust From An Adult Friend Tonight
Have you ever met an adult friend for sex online and have suffered from P.O.D. after the deed is done? Trust me…you are not alone. For the uninitiated, P.O.D. stands for Post Orgasmic Disgust. Having post-coital remorse is typically common when shacking up with a single adult. Whether your high alcohol intake, your judgment or your hook up’s hygienically-deficient body odors are to blame, PODing is something many men suffer from when picking dates on adult dating websites. So here are a few tips on how to avoid letting her know that she was the worst lay of your life:
1. Cuddle with her for a maximum of five minutes. Any less, she will feel worthless. Any more, and you will be leading her on. Let her rest her head on your shoulder, so you can avoid eye contact.
2. Lie through your teeth. After sex, women tend to need constant reassurment that they are sexy. (Even when they’re not.) If she asks, “Was it good for you too?” Say yes. If she then asks, “Will you call me tomorrow?” Say yes. Don’t let her catch on. Let her feel like a real woman even for just a few more hours.
3. Make sure she’s pleasured. Unfortunately, sometimes you just have to take one for the team. If she’s aching for more, then give her more. If you can’t perform, then please her in other ways. The sooner she’s happy, the sooner you can leave.
4. Take a Shower! It won’t help erase the emotional scars from the night, but at least you won’t smell like the ultimate walk of shamer when you get home.
You may feel like a jerk after taking our advice, but it saves you from having to hurt a total stranger’s feelings. Sometimes a man’s libido can get him into some sticky situations, but as long as you can live and learn from them, you should be okay.
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